Grey’s Anatomy
Miranda Bailey has been one of the most authoritative characters onGrey ’s Anatomy . She has been an integral part of the showsince the very first seasonand continues to be so . While Bailey ’s plot line does form a circle of the excited centre of the show , she has been in many hilarious situations that has see her deliver lines of comedic atomic number 79 .
Bailey is incredibly straightforward in professional matters , yet super awkward about some particular theme . Since the personal and the professional are the assorted discipline in the infirmary , it provides a caboodle of fodder for Miranda ’s surprisingly rum quotation .
“Find A Man That Is Interested In Fistulas”
A very drunk Bailey tellsher drinking crony Teddy , Mark , and Calliethat she is only concerned in a man who is as concerned in fistula as her . When Teddy was talking about online dating and the boxful she ticked in them saying she wish hiking and dogs , Bailey talks about how the only boxes she wanted to check were box that said she was interested in fistulas and pancreas .
To see a intoxicated Bailey is in itself entertaining for interview , but this special exchange was made all the comic with Bailey ’s press on repeating ' fistulas ' .
“It’s Idris Elba!”
Bailey and Warren have a disagreementabout whether they should keep each other on life documentation or not if the bad was to happen . While Bailey insists that she does n’t desire any over-the-top measures , Ben tell her that he would like to be placed on life support , giving her some optimistic , hypothetical situations .
Bailey then proceeds to give Ben multiple hypothetical scenario of her own , one where she attempts to explicate how Ben being of life support would prevent her from having a prospect to be with Idris Elba . She does n’t even repent her word , which is why Ben and the looker observe the situation all the more hilarious .
“Alex Karev Is Not The Boy You Want To Take Your Maiden Voyage With.”
A very intoxicated Miranda Bailey decides to give April Kepner advice on her love spirit - which is exceedingly awkward for Kepner but hilarious for fans . As many fan remember , April had almost suffer her virginity to Alex Karev . Bailey insist that April did n’t want to do this considering the elbow room Alex had often treat women .
She separate her that April postulate to find someone kind and someone who actually loves her . Someone who is like " Ben , but not her Ben . " Even April could n’t hold back the laugh after this .
“Stare Him Down.”
WhenCallie postulate Miranda how she gets things done from attendingswho are too fussy and stuck in their own world , Miranda assure Callie her signature technique of stare multitude down .
It is quite obvious to everyone that Bailey ’s ability to stare someone down and win over them to do what she wanted was quite something . However , her spelling it out like this made it clean that she always knew the power she had . Callie follows her advice and manages to get things done as well .
“This Man Is A Whre, Has Always Been A Whre, And Will Always Probably Be A Wh*re.”
Whenthe nurses ' boycott Dr. Sloan , after a day of deliberation , Bailey try out to make a case for him . While Sloan is under the impression that she was going to defend him , she straight up just submit the obvious to the nurses .
She intelligibly says that Mark has never played down the fact that he catch some Z’s with multiple women and does n’t seriously engage in any relationships with them . Still , no one ever expected this quote to come out of her oral fissure .
“O’Malley. Stop Looking At My Vajayjay.”
But Miranda brings that series of description to an terminal asking him to give her some level of privateness . This is truly one of the most vizor Bailey - esque thing to be said by her .
“Which One Of You Left Your Damn Drawers On My Surgical Floor?”
AfterMeredith and Derek ’s walloping at the promin the hospital , Addison come up Meredith ’s underwear in Derek ’s pockets . She carefully washes it and puts it up on the bulletin board as a minor room to take her retaliation .
Bailey ’s discomfort on find the lacy disgraceful underclothes trap on the notification control panel is incredibly funny . And then she proceeds to very briskly ask whose it was in what can only be called as the typical Bailey way .
“The Vajayjay Is Undiscovered Country.”
WhenCallie was panicking about her date with Hahnand the expectation that may make out , she divvy up it with Bailey . While Bailey was initially overwhelmed with the information and could n’t give any sensitive advice , she later goes up to Callie and gives her what she considers very comforting advice .
She says that since Callie was unexampled to this , she patently did n’t bonk the ' customs and way ' so she had to prepare and do some inquiry . Bailey also supply that the ' culinary art ' of the ' undiscovered res publica ' might or might not be for everyone and either matter was okay . Although Callie is initially recede , she soon agnize what Bailey means and thanks her for the advice .
“Rule Four: The Dying Patient Better Not Be Dead When I Get There. Not Only Will You Have Killed Someone, You Woke Me Up For No Reason.”
fan ' insertion to Miranda Bailey in the very first instalment of the show was with Bailey ’s soliloquy onthe dissimilar rules her internshad to follow . While the intact soliloquy was scary and funny at the same time , this particular rule from her intact list of rules was especially mirthful because she makes light of the fact that hers is a serious business with serious consequences .
“I Require The Energy Of Youth.”
When Richard had everyone in the hospital sign strain that listed the people they were slumber with , Webber made it explicitly clear that Bailey was exemptfrom doing the same . As a single cleaning lady , Bailey took offence at the suggestion that she did n’t have a living outside the infirmary .
So she prepares a fake listing with the names of many interns , which shocked Webber , to which she replied with the above quote . She also added how she purportedly had multiple rendezvous with Mark Sloan and Derek Shepherd as well , which just increased the comic facet by tenfold .
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